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Tourettes Guy (trust me ya wanna see this)

Thu Jun 19, 2008, 4:29 PM
Everything in caps is Tourettes guy, the rest are his friends or family

HOLY DUMB FUCK! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

dad, there's some white stuff on the floor- THAT MY ASS!!!!!

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PARTON DONUTS AND TAKE A 2 HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!!!

MEN'S ASSES!

dad dad dad - WHAT?!?!?!?!? - there's a bird in the house! WHADDYA MEAN A BURD?! it just flew in when i opened the door and- HOLY SHIT!. . . FUCK! . . .GODAMMIT! . . . ????? !!!

so i heard they kicked you out of a len's crafters, what for? I WENT IN TO PICK UP MY FUCK'N GLASSES, AND I COULDN'T STOP CALLING PEOPLE DICKS! so they kicked you out? YEAH! AND THEN THE MANAGER CALLED ME A DUMBASS, LIKE HE'S MY DAD AND SHIT!

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!?! there over here dad - WELL THROW 'EM OVER HERE!!! *toss* OW!!! GODAMMIT YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!!! sorry - YOUR LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD! . . . . AND I MEAN THIS THING (paper towels) NOT MY DICK!!!

dad, is that a mickey mouse t-shirt? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! *points to his tits and fat belly* well there's his ears and there's his face! - THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!!!!

dad, can we go get some cereal, we're all out THERE'S SOME TOTAL RIGHT HERE! oh, uh well i don't really like total. . . .DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!

PISS!!! SHIT!!! SUCK MY DICK OR COCK!!!

FUCK YOU! fuck you! FUCK YOU! fuck you!!! NO FUCK YOU CUZ I SAID "FUCK YOU" FIRST SO FUCK YOU!!!!!! there's a whole lotta fucking going around in here! FUCK YOU! well fuck you!!!

now that you read this, either go watch his vids or die

  • Mood: Psychotic

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  • Current Residence: watchinh you :)
  • Interests: Dolphy and Treasure Planet
  • Favourite movie: Treasure Planet and Fruity Bird
  • Favourite band or musician: Celine Dion
  • Favourite artist: Dolphy and John Rippa
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dr. Sues
  • Wallpaper of choice: JIM JIm JIm jim ssssss
  • Skin of choice: Hitler
  • Favourite game: Treasure Planet video game (especially when he faints, it make me horny)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and ps3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jimmy Hawkins
  • Personal Quote: "Don't stab babies!"

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:iconoctogirlpretty:
Hey how do you get 20 dead babies in a barrel?With a blender.How do you get them back out again?With tortilla chips!

BWAHAHAHAAHAH.
:icondolphysbiggestfans1:
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree. . . . . . a baby stabled to ten trees!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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:rose: :heart: :santa: :rudolph:

Frohe weihnachten DolphysBIGGESTfans1! :hug:

:w00t: guten rutsch ins neue jahr und alles gute!:w00t:

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hey! thanks for the :+devwatch:

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:iconartificus:
Heya! :w00t:
Nice to have an other TP-fan around! There can never be enough TP-fans!!!

:wave: I hope you get a nice time here!

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:icondolphysbiggestfans1:
Oh i know, seriously. TP is like the best movie ever made! So sad that it has been one of the last 2D films made by disney.
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:tears: :sniff:

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